another way to procrastinate


An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie

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brain-food:

Elizabeth Taylor, 1965. 

This photograph had to be blogged.

Rest in peace Ms Taylor, the world will miss you


YES! THIS IS MINE. ALL MINE. YES YES YES!


Pop changes week to week, month to month. But great music is like literature.

– Ravi Shankar (via folktheworld) Via Folk The World

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Defunding Planned Parenthood to prevent abortions is a lot like outlawing umbrellas to prevent rain.

– Milwaukee Journal Sentinel editorial board. (via mandington) Via Half heartedly

love. this. so. much. 

even after 2 years it still happens every day <3 i’m not one to get all mushy but i love my boyfriend (cue barfing..)

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CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL &lt;3 OHMYGAWD I CANT WAIT TO WATCH IT ON NICK AT NIIIIIGHT!!!!

CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL <3 OHMYGAWD I CANT WAIT TO WATCH IT ON NICK AT NIIIIIGHT!!!!


The Glee fandom is so psychotic =/

trollhattan:

YOU KNOW THE CHARACTERS AREN’T REAL, RIGHT? YOU KNOW THE ACTORS ARE BEING PAID TO SAY THE LINES THEY GET ON SOME PAPER, RIGHT?

I’ll admit, I watch glee.. but it’s only for the musical talent on that show. I saw Lea Michelle on Broadway in Spring Awakening 3 years ago and fell in love with her voice and emotion. The show is over-the-top, but for people who enjoy theatrical performance and fantastic singing…. glee is great.

just admit that they’re great singers… 

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Via TREAT YO SELF

trollhattan:

thisisnotbruce:

josegordon-levitt:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kissedmequiteinsane:

scarkidgleek-etc:

ohboyitsdrsexy:

homosexual-tendencies:

thepiraticalconductor:

hereisthekeyytomyheart:

born2toss4guard:

whooa this is legit

what did I just watch.

I have never been so entranced by a watermelon in my entire life. 

I can’t think of a word to describe how extremely badass this is. 

DEAR GOD O_O <3

INCEPTION

EVERYONE WATCH THIS AND GET BLOWN AWAY BY A FUCKING WATERMELON

My thoughts, in order:

  1. WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
  2. wait how is that staying up oh yeah it isn’t hollow like a pumpkin I’m a dumbass
  3. this must have taken so much patience
  4. HOLY SHITBALLS!!

I AM SPEECHLESS

 There’s a guy that did this in the hotel I stayed in Bali.  He just kept carving more and more intricate things into different melons and all I could do was just stare at him in awe

Could you imagine how STICKY his hands must be?

teach meeee

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